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First, take a moment to compose yourself and bask in the sauce-slathered glory of your previous BBQ conquests—the pork, the ribs, the sausage, the meat coma. Now take what you remember, toss in a little Southeast Asian intrigue, sprinkle a good amount of rare foreign spice and house it all in a three-story copper-and-wood-decked industrial palace, and you start to get an idea of what you’re in for when you make the BBQ pilgrimage to Brooklyn.

When you arrive from your journey—parched, fatigued, famished—you’ll find the simple meat and rum delicacies you were seeking out waiting for you: a few Dark & Stormys, some other spicy cocktail concoctions and a laundry list of tender, varied meat treats: Pork Spare Ribs, Lamb Shoulder, Red Curry Rubbed Duck and maybe a little Seafood Sausage.

But if you’re game for getting your hands dirty, you’ll want to order up a plate of the make-your-own buns, complete with a housemade bao bun, Wagyu brisket, chili jam, aioli and red onion.

Every pilgrimage should end with make-your-own buns.

Fatty ‘Cue
91 S Sixth St
(at Berry St)
Brooklyn, NY 11211
718-599-3090

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ” pick

up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land”.

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land”.

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc. so I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…

Leaving the Fold Dir. by Eric R. Scott (52 min, Canada, 2009) A documentary which follows five young people who leave the ultra-Orthodox Jewish world in which they were brought up. They pay a steep price for abandoning their parents and community to seek the freedom to make their own choices. Wed, Mar 24, 7:30 pm $8/$10

SENIORS @ THE JCC IN MANHATTAN Estate Planning: Revocable Trusts and Wills Attorney Clifford Meirowitz will compare the strengths and weaknesses of a last will and testament and a revocable trust and explain the importance of power of attorney, health care proxies, and living wills. A question and answer period will follow. Pre-registration is suggested. Wed, Mar 24, 6:30 pm Free/$10

The Making of Dirty Dancing, the Musical Conversation with Writer and Co-Producer Eleanor Bergstein Join The Writers Guild of America East as Bergstein describes the process of turning the film into a hit musical. Moderated by Michael Winship, President of The Writers Guild of America East. Wed, Apr 7, 7:30 pm $8

A SPECIAL YOM HASHOAH CONCERT The Diary of Anne Frank The single character chamber opera by Girgori Frid, performed by Sandra Schwarzhaupt/mezzo soprano with The Delancey Chamber Orchestra, has received much acclaim around the world. Lucy Yates, Piano; Marissa Byers, Conductor. Sun, Apr 11, 3 pm $15/$20

Saviors on the Screen A film marathon remembering the righteous saviors of Jews during the Holocaust. Co-sponsored by The Raoul Wallenberg Foundation. Killing Kasztner: The Jew Who Dealt With Nazis Sun, Apr 11, 8 pm, $8/$10 Hidden Children-Unknown Heroes Mon, Apr 12, 6 pm, $8/$10 No. 4 St. of Our Lady Mon, Apr 12, 7:30 pm, $8/$10

PREformances: An Insider’s First Listen to Great Music Hear outstanding classical musicians as they prepare programs for upcoming performances around the world. Limited tickets available. Proceeds support JCC programming and the West Side Coalition Against Hunger. Tue, Apr 13, 1 pm $10/$15

Hello Goodbye

If you’re putting up a sign, most likely you’ve got a message and people need to be alerted. Unless you’re the makers of these signs. In that case, you most likely thrive on contradicting yourself and confusing anyone in sight. While the perplexed sign readers may disagree, we applaud you. Keep ‘em coming.

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Julia Tripodes

9 Pinnacle Drive

Port Jefferson, NY 11777

(631) 627-9733 – JTripodes@Yahoo.com

SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS

• 5 Years administrative experience in varied event planning: Have coordinated and implemented medical meetings ranging in size from 5-1000 participants, domestically and internationally.
• 3 Years supervisory and executive administrative experience.
• Genuine talent for developing creative websites for client events.
• Professional with exceptional time management, organizational, and communication skills.

EDUCATION

DePaul University, Chicago, IL

Bachelor of Arts in Communication 11/06

Concentration: Relational, Group and Organizational

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

Project Associate- Meeting Planning, McVeigh Associates, Amityville, NY

• Responsible for assisting with overall logistical management of pharmaceutical meetings while implementing industry guidelines from program inception to post meeting evaluation.
• Researched various venues to secure meeting space and sleeping rooms as well as coordinate food and beverage, rooming list, audio visual and meeting set-up.
• Duties included conducting a detailed need analysis of client as well as a marketing plan.
• Cultivated relationships with clients which led to additional business.
• Trained and oversaw freelance and McVeigh staff onsite.
• Managed aspects of financial reconciliation post-meeting.  

Meeting Planner, Conference Technology Enhancements, Des Plaines, IL

• Trained client staff and served as staff supervisor.
• Maintained and managed an organized database for each event.
• Served as on-site point person for events making sure all aspects of registration ran smoothly.
• Provided database management and technical support of software.
• Coordinated with clients to adjust and improve events, ensuring that all needs are met.

Assistant to the Director, Morton Grove Chamber of Commerce, Morton Grove, IL

• Managed the activities of the executive to the Chamber.
• Ran fundraising for community events by selling advertising space for the monthly newsletter.
• Responsible for conducting monthly networking meetings.

TECHNICAL SKILLS

Proficient in Windows XP and Mac OS X, Word, Excel PowerPoint, Outlook and Website Design.

> Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work.
>
> Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night?
>
> Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… my husband came home, ate his
> dinner in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4
> minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you?
>
> Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home. He took me out to a
> romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we
> came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of
> foreplay. After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic sex
> and then we talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale!
>
> At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
>
> Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night?
>
> Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on the table, I
> ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you?
>
> Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner because
> they cut the electricity because I didn’t pay the bill. In return I
> had to take my wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive
> that we didn’t have money for a cab. So we had to walk home for an
> hour – and when we got home, there was no electricity, so I had to
> light fucking candles all over the house! I was so angry that I
> couldn’t get it up for an hour and then I couldn’t cum for another
> hour. After I finally did, I was so mad and aggravated that I
> couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!