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Your Guide to Sneaking into Hotel Pools
Today, allow us to suggest that you relieve yourself from an afternoon at the office and clandestinely avail yourself of the swimming facilities at some of the more private aquatic oases in town. And while you know you don’t have to break in, sometimes it’s good to do something not because it’s easy, but because it’s hard. Also, it’s hot out.
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Category: Fun and Interesting
Do you like him any better now ?
No? Then you’re not a racist.
Earlier this week, police arrested two men in Arizona for attempting to trade a third generation iPod touch and about seven grams worth of marijuana for a 32G iPad via an ad on Craiglist, a local ABC station reports.
After receiving a tip about the ad, which included photos of both the iPod touch and marijuana (see below), police officers sent an e-mail purporting to be interested in the exchange. When the police met up under the pretense of completing the trade, 20-year-olds Jacob Walker and Jacob Veldare were instead arrested when Walker offered up the marijuana. Both now face charges for possession and the attempted sale of an illegal substance.
Not only were the two unwise enough to post pictures of marijuana on Craiglist, but they were also gullible enough to believe that anyone would trade a 32G iPad, which costs $599 for the Wi-Fi version and $729.00 for the 3G version, for a $299 32G iPod touch and a quarter ounce of marijuana of dubious quality.
HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches
in Montego Bay, Jamaica .
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, ‘What a peaceful & loving couple’
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
TheHusband replied: ‘Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America ,’explained the man.
‘We visited the Grand Canyon,in Arizona , and took
a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s horse stumbled
and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, ‘That’s once.’
We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my
wife quietly said, ‘That’s twice.’
We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time
my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse
dead.
I SHOUTED at her, ‘What’s wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?’
She looked at ME, and quietly said, ‘That’s once.’
And from that moment….. we have lived happily every after.’
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ” pick
up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land”.
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land”.
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc. so I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…
