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Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass.
In the process, we end up in trouble……..
And when you find yourself in trouble and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of,
there is one thing you should always remember…..
Not everyone who shows up…… Is there to help you!!!! |
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Category: JokesMEXICAN WORDS!! The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words:
1. Cheese
Maria likes me but cheese ugly.
2. Mushroom
Wen all my family gets in the car, there isnt mushroom
3. Shoulder
My friend didnt no how to make tacos so i shoulder
4. Texas
My friend always texas me fwds
5. Herpes
Me and my friend shared a pizza, i got my piece and she got herpes
6. July
Ju told me ju were goin to the store and july to me!! Julyer!!
7. Rectum
I had two cars but my wife rectum
8. Chicken
I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself
9. Wheelchair
We only have one soda but its ok wheelchair
10. Chicken wing
My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11. Liver
A bully was messing wit my sister and i told him to liver alone
12. Body wash
I wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids
13. Budweiser
That woman over there has a nice body, budwieser face so ugly?
Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, “Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend’s office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!”
The engaged woman giggled and said, “That’s pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!”
The married woman put her glass down and said, “I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma’s. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and said: “Hey, Batman, what’s for dinner?”
NEW FORD
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus, and calling it the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink, and the average male thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.
Six Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, while reading the First Truth, will try it.
3. And they will discover that the First Truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re one of those idiots.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. And there will still be a stupid smile on your face while you’re doing it. I do not apologize for this and I do not feel sorry about sending it to you. I’m an idiot too and I just needed the company.
