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UD - Betel
Today is a taste.

A hint. A look forward.

A reminder that the weather is finally breaking, and a few short weeks from now, birds will be chirping, skin will be peeking from behind sundresses and the long, cold, nightmarish hibernation will be over.

At which point, you’ll remember that you like going out. On dates. With people.

And you’ll quietly wonder if there are any sexy new date spots to add to your stable.

To which we’ll respond, “Yes, yes there are.”

Introducing Betel, a sleek little upscale Thai street-food joint, just now opened in time for your spring awakening in the West Village.

Walking into the unmarked door of Betel, you’ll quickly realize the Aussie owners have consulted the courtship oracle—the front room is decked in dark wood, bathed in candlelight and set up with dark corners (not to mention a small back lounge) for canoodling and cocktailing.

You’ll want to opt out of a private table (trust us) and take a seat at the long communal table that runs the length of the main room (built at a narrower 18 inches for closer conversations). Here, you can get lost in the din of the room, dig into some Wagyu Brisket and Crispy Skin Duck and sup a rotating cast of muddled concoctions (try the Blackberry Passionfruit Caipiroska) and citrusy whiskey drinks (like the rye-based Sarang Manhattan).

And when spring finally hits for good, they’ll be unleashing a private back patio and front sidewalk section for your outdoor dining needs.

Which are much more significant than your regular dining needs.

Note:
Betel, now open, 212-352-0460, see the menu and the slideshow
Betel
51 Grove St
(between Bleecker St and Seventh Ave)
New York, NY 10014
212-352-0460
official website
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UD - The Mark
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The French countryside is a pastoral wonderland of uncomplicated, mouthwatering delights.

A place where speaking French seems only mildly pretentious. A place where quiche lorraine runs wild and crepes sun themselves on grassy hillsides.

And so when Jean-Georges Vongerichten rides back into New York, claiming newfound inspiration from the countryside of his youth, we’re listening…

Introducing the Mark Restaurant, J.G.’s new Upper East Side bistro, opening this Monday for your uptown, celebrity-chef-guided, dinner-dating pleasure.

Consider this a new workhorse in your dating arsenal—perfect for whisking your next date up to the East 70s to dine on simple, elegant French comfort food in the purview of one of the city’s most celebrated chefs. And while we don’t mean to imply that she can be bought with Tuna Tartare and Hand-Cut Angel Hair, we sort of do.

As you settle in the unpretentious setting of dark wood and plush pink chairs, you’ll enter a realm of elevated, hearty fare like oysters, caviar, Foie Gras Marble and Prosciutto Wrapped Veal Chop.

After dinner you’ll saunter across the Mark’s small lobby for some postgame Pinot in the new accompanying bar, done up with eye-catching details like chairs upholstered with cowhide patterns.

French cows make the best chairs.

Note:
The Mark Restaurant, open now for friends and family, opening to the public Monday, 25 E 77th St (between Madison and Fifth Ave), New York, NY 10075, 212-744-4300
pasta precedent
All-You-Can-Eat Pasta at Locanda Verde
All DeNiro movies have a beginning, middle and gruesome ending. Not so for pasta bowls at Bobby D’s Italian tavern Locanda Verde, which is launching family-style, endless pasta dinners in its back room. Scene preview: a bunch of waiters walk around with huge bowls of Rigatoni With Lamb Bolognese and pile it onto your plate until…well, we won’t spoil the ending. But there is no ending…
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Mondays (call ahead), 5:30-11pm, Locanda Verde, 377 Greenwich St, 212-925-3797

UD - Wall and Water

We’re here today to discuss the benefits of being close to the action.

Think of the zoomed-in, high-def pleasures of ringside seats, backstage passes and those too-few occasions where you, yes, make it rain.

Also, the kitchen.

Introducing Wall & Water, open now for power breakfasting, lunching and (soon) dining, and founded on the idea that the closer you are to the action—both in the kitchen and on the Street—the better.

Think of it as a place where mergers, acquisitions and eggs Florentine are all made in the same room. To enter the restaurant, you’ll walk up a few asymmetrical marble stairs and immediately realize: you’re in the kitchen. (Imagine GoodFellas if Ray Liotta walked into your cool bachelor uncle’s kitchen instead of the Copacabana.) Behind large marble tables, chefs will be curing hams, poaching eggs, modeling aprons…you get the idea. Of course, as you would in any kitchen, feel free to grab a plate of prosciutto if you see one. And yes, that bubbly you see sitting in a nearby ice bucket—you can grab that too.

And because no kitchen is complete without a second, larger kitchen, you’ll want to slide next door where the real action is happening. Settle into a cozy, olive-green banquette, and the same rules apply: you see food, you take it. But here the chefs are whipping up more elaborate fare: handmade doughnuts, braised veal cheek and seared Hudson Valley foie gras.

You might have to fight for that veal cheek.

Note:
Wall & Water, at Andaz Wall Street, soft open now, 212-590-1234, call for reservations, see the slideshow and the menu
Ribbing
All-You-Can-Eat Ribs in the East Village
They say all great things must come to an end, but this Texas barbecue joint in the East Village says otherwise—at the new all-you-can-eat Mondays, they’ll give you as many ribs as you can eat for $12. So, theoretically, the all-out rib extravaganza could go on until the end of time—or at least Tuesday.
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Marfa NYC, 101 E Second St (near First Ave), 212-673-8908
Fresh Test
Tuesday Night Live
Chef David Bouhadana’s hard-to-find LES sushi spot announces “Tuesday Night Live,” in which a diverse community of octopus, abalone, pen shell, scallop orange clams and surf clams meet their untimely demise right in front of your eyes, before finding their way to your mouth. Management warns that there may be some twitching.
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Sushi UO, 151 Rivington St (btwn Clinton and Suffolk), 2nd floor, 212-677-5470
UD - Free Stogies at Cuba
CUBANO
Free Stogies at Cuba
Until Obama eases up travel to Cuba, a night of gratis cigars, free-flowing mojitos and brandy-splashed pitchers of sangria should be a respectable substitute. And with Jose rolling you cigars on the house all night, you won’t say a word when he turns out to be Dominican.
411:
Mondays, 6-10:30pm, Cuba, 222 Thompson St, 212-420-7878
UD - Cafe Gitane Opens in The Jane Hotel
JOE AT JANE
Cafe Gitane Opens in The Jane Hotel
The Jane Ballroom is dark, but just when you thought all hope was lost, Nolita Euro-café stalwart Cafe Gitane is moving into the other side of the lobby. Expect plenty of avocado toast and enough scene to wash it down…
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Cafe Gitane, The Jane Hotel, 113 Jane St, 212-924-6700
A Little Goodfellas in Midtown

Little Italy.

It used to be a place where your red sauce came with a healthy side of vice, Peronis, tough guys, bookies, cannolis, guys named Joey the Whale and women like Carla Three Times.

As you read this, you should know…it’s back.

And it’s in midtown. Welcome to the East Side Social Club, an old-school dining room, cocktail lounge and dimly lit hangout, opening Monday where you need it most, Midtown.

Opened by the classic-obsessed folks behind Employees Only and Macao Trading Company (in addition to our favorite scenester/lensman Patrick McMullan), ESSC is the kind of joint you would expect to see Pesci in throwing back Blood and Sands in Goodfellas—two rooms full of dark wood, dim vintage lights, large red-and-black-checkered floor tiles and photographs of horse racing, DiMaggio and other things you would bet on.

Kick things off in the front bar room with some powerful cocktails (like the cucumber vodka-based Upper East Side) and then sort out a booth where you and your associates can dig into some Gnocchi Bolognese and get down to business (we won’t ask).

And like any good new/old Italian hangout, they plan to open up at 6:45am and close down at 4am, thus serving as a critical spot should you need a hideaway in a pinch to gather your thoughts and sip an Americano or late-night Bellini.

Just don’t ask what happens from 4am to 6:45am…

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UD - East Side Social Club
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VITALS
East Side Social Club
230 E. 51st St
(btwn 2nd and 3rd)
Midtown East
New York, NY 10022
212-355-9442
official website
Mexican Wrestling in the East Village
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UD - La Lucha
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VITALS
La Lucha
147 Avenue A
New York, NY 10009
212-260-0235
official website
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There are plenty of ways to spice up a taco.

Cholula. Habaneros grown on an ancient Aztec burial ground. The company of Salma Hayek.

But you might want to consider adding the threat of masked men flying through the air in the general direction of your head.

Introducing La Lucha, an upstart taqueria landing on Avenue A and simultaneously satisfying two critical needs in your life: viciously authentic Mexico City-style street tacos and Lucha Libre, opening this Friday.

First, let’s be clear, you aren’t going to get assaulted by Mexican wrestlers when you walk through the door—it’s just a tiny, eight-table dining room, colored in bright pink and plastered with masks, wrestling posters and ’60s Lucha movies projecting silently, for inspiration, on the wall. Which bodes well heading into your next night of fiery Mexican revelry.

And here, the ground rules of Mexico City are in effect—no guacamole, no sides of rice and beans, and a staunch anti-burrito position. Drop by at the start of a long night and you’ll get a grilled tortilla doused with six different imported chilis, created by a guy who’s eaten his way around the Mexican capital. Or specials like the Mil Máscaras: a trio of tortillas piled with cecina steak, Oaxaca cheese and enough bacon to make sure you’re ready for the various tequila menus of the East Village.

It’s always wise to have bacon in your corner.

Note:
La Lucha, opens this Friday, 212-260-0235, see the slideshow