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		<title>Dogs That Detect Bedbugs</title>
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<p>CRUISER made four house calls on a recent rain-soaked Tuesday. There were two happy endings and two unhappy ones, a fairly typical outcome for a typical day in the life of a <a title="More articles about bedbugs." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/b/bedbugs/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier">bedbug</a>-sniffing puggle.</div>
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<p>“Except that there’s nothing typical about this business,” said his handler, Jeremy Ecker, 35, whose six-month-old company, the <a href="http://thebedbuginspectors.com/About.html">Bed Bug Inspectors</a>, has vetted hotels, college dorms and Midtown office buildings, suburban homes, bare-bones Brooklyn rentals and tony Manhattan co-ops. (Mr. Ecker, who charges $350 for a residential inspection, is an independent inspector, meaning he has no affiliation with an exterminator, though many hire him to check a property they have treated.)</p>
<p>Increasingly, real estate lawyers are urging buyers in contract to inspect apartments before they close, and in their advertising, many pest control companies exhort would-be tenants to “inspect before you rent.” And dogs like Cruiser can inspect a room in minutes, whereas lesser mammals like human beings need hours to conduct a visual inspection.</p>
<p>Bedbug-sniffing dogs, adorable yet stunningly accurate — entomology researchers at the <a title="More articles about University of Florida" href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/organizations/u/university_of_florida/index.html?inline=nyt-org">University of Florida</a> report that well-trained dogs can detect a single live bug or egg with 96 percent accuracy — are the new and furry front line in an escalating and confounding domestic war.</p>
<p>While experts cite a host of reasons for the upsurge, they agree on one thing: the bugs, which were mostly eradicated in this country at midcentury by now-banned pesticides like DDT but remained a constant scourge overseas, are finding their way back to the United States through an increase in global travel.</p>
<p>And in cities like New York, where neighbors are often separated only by bricks and mortar, one person’s infestation is everybody’s problem, since bedbugs can crawl through walls and along wiring and pipes, and hitchhike on clothing, furniture, luggage and more. In this city of 8.3 million, it seems as if everyone has a bedbug story.</p>
<p>Just ask Gale A. Brewer, a self-appointed bedbug evangelist and a City Council member from the Upper West Side. She prodded the Mayor’s office to convene a bedbug advisory committee last fall, after years of what she and others felt were woeful public policy inadequacies in the face of the relentless advances of what some have called “the pest of the century.” (The committee — entomologists, civic policy experts and advocates for children, the elderly and others — will issue its recommendations next month.)</p>
<p>The breadth and scope of the problem has been captured anecdotally in anguished tales — the family living in a tent outside their lovely-but-infested Long Island home, the woman in the Upper West Side one-bedroom who spent $9,500 on extermination and lived out of plastic bags, at friends’ apartments, for three months — posted on blogs like <a href="http://bedbugger.com/">bedbugger</a> and <a href="http://newyorkvsbedbugs.org/">newyorkvsbedbugs</a>, the likes of which have been spreading like, well, bedbugs, over the last few years. They are told over and over at community board hearings presided over by Ms. Brewer and others, and recorded in mainstream media. Another picture, though still incomplete, comes from the city’s Department of Housing Preservation and Development, which has been tracking bedbug complaints and violations through calls to the 311 help line. Consider that six years ago, there were 537 bedbug complaints and 82 violations (in other words, verified infestations); last year, complaints topped out at nearly 11,000, with 4,084 violations cited (nearly double that of the previous year).</p>
<p>But the complaints registered with the department and 311 relate only to rental properties; reports of bedbugs scampering through the private sanctums of hotels, co-ops and condos, colleges and office buildings remain largely uncounted, though real estate lawyers and brokers report that co-op minutes reveal a world that’s just as infested as the rest of the city.</p>
<p>In the last three months, and for the first time in her 21-year career, for example, Lori Braverman, a Manhattan real estate lawyer, advised buyers she was representing in three deals to inspect apartments they were in contract for, having noted in the co-op boards’ minutes instances of bedbugs in their buildings. “One was described as a ‘significant infestation,’” she said. “It’s the deep, dark secret of co-ops and condos.” (All three checked out clean, including a classic five on the Upper West Side inspected by Cruiser.) Still, as Ms. Brewer said darkly, “Those bugs are everywhere.”</p>
<p>After a day or two with Cruiser, one would have to agree.</p>
<p>NINE-THIRTY in the morning in Borough Park, Brooklyn, at the home of a family of seven, two of them still in diapers: the family was poised to move to a new house, their things in boxes, the rooms askew, to the horror of the mother, who had to welcome a reporter and a photographer into the pre-move disarray. (Like all the bedbug sufferers in this story, she asked not to be identified because of the stigma surrounding the pests.)</p>
<p>Cruiser had been invited because the mother had found a dead bedbug floating in the bath of one child the night before, and she wanted to make sure, if there was an infestation, that it didn’t travel to their new home. The house next door had had a problem, she said, and she knew bedbugs travel easily through walls. All this was related to Mr. Ecker, while Oscar Rincon, his colleague, waited outside with Cruiser.</p>
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<p>“I don’t want to know the details,” Mr. Rincon said later, lest the knowledge affect his body language and interfere with the dog’s inspection.</p>
<p>Mr. Rincon, 42, is an old friend of Mr. Ecker’s who worked for years at the North Shore Animal League. He and Mr. Ecker, Cruiser and his partner, a beagle called Freedom, were all trained for their work at J&amp;K Canine Academy in High Springs, Fla., where rescue dogs are schooled in the scent detection of termites, bedbugs, bombs, some cancers and canker, a scourge on citrus crops. The school has an ongoing relationship with the University of Florida, which has been testing its results.</p>
<p>In two weeks training with Cruiser and Freedom, Mr. Ecker and Mr. Rincon learned how to hide live hives of bedbugs — little gangs of bugs tucked into vials fitted with mesh covers, so the scent can travel, but the bugs stay put — and work with the dogs in constantly changing scenarios (hiding bugs in high cupboards, in drawers, under rugs and so forth). Like all scent-detecting dogs, Cruiser and Freedom work for food; put another way, they are fed only when they find their target, which keeps them accurate and keen on their jobs.</p>
<p>This poses challenges, however, for a dog handler. Back home in Fresh Meadows, Queens, Mr. Ecker discovered pretty quickly that his new career required an extreme lifestyle commitment. Not only would he have to live with bedbugs to train and feed his new roommates, Cruiser and Freedom, he would have to feed the bugs, too. Remember that dinner for a bedbug is a nice long quaff of human blood; Mr. Ecker rolled up a sleeve to reveal a horrifying tattoo of old bites. (Bedbugs don’t carry disease, but their bites can itch like crazy.)</p>
<p>Happily, the bugs need to eat only once a month or less, he said. “It’s not so bad. You can hardly feel it.”</p>
<p>A few days later at his home, Mr. Ecker demonstrated, tipping a vial of bugs onto his forearm, which the critters latched on to like hungry newborns, their bodies quickly swelling with blood. Meanwhile, Mr. Rincon was cleaning vials, ensuring that the dogs learn to detect only live bugs and eggs. He swept the debris — bedbug feces, maybe some eggs — into plastic cups, which he filled with water and stuck in the freezer, since extreme temperatures are proven bug snuffers.</p>
<p>“You have to be very focused,” Mr. Ecker said. “You can’t sneeze, or answer the phone. The cat has to be out of the room. Want to try?”</p>
<p>BACK in Borough Park, Cruiser had started to work. Mr. Rincon wiped his paws with a towel and began leading him around the house. The family’s boxed possessions, stacked in the basement, were quickly vetted. But a wooden crib in a child’s room gave Cruiser pause. The father turned it back to front and the dog began pawing the mattress, signaling an alert. (What Cruiser does is detect the scent of a bug or an egg; it’s up to an exterminator, said Mr. Ecker, to visually confirm the presence of bedbugs in the spots a dog has noted.)</p>
<p>The mother exhaled slowly. “That’s where my 2 ½-year-old sleeps,” she said. She had the expression, a sort of satisfied wince, familiar to parents everywhere, when a nagging suspicion — the toe is broken, the teeth need braces, the itchy scalp is really lice — has been confirmed.</p>
<p>Returning Cruiser to a crate in the back of his white Subaru Outback, Mr. Ecker, who had been in the extermination business for six years, reflected on his new career. Since he and Mr. Rincon returned from Florida in September, they’ve done hundreds of inspections. Despite the ick factor, “it’s very rewarding work,” he said. “We get to walk dogs for a living and we help people get peace of mind.”</p>
<p>Mr. Rincon added: “We see people who literally haven’t slept for weeks. They think everything is a bedbug. At a place in Jersey, the wife was a total wreck. She’d saved 15 samples of stuff, thinking it was bedbugs.”</p>
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<p>It was mostly lint, as it turned out.</p>
<p>A mother of 7-month-old twins in a bedroom community outside of New York was not so lucky. It was Cruiser’s last stop of the day; after Borough Park, he’d inspected a Midtown office and an apartment in Riverdale. Both were bedbug-free, the day’s happy endings. Outside the city, the rain was still coming down in sheets. A Manhattan-dwelling relative of the mother had had bedbugs, perhaps the source, she said, of her house’s infestation, which she had had heat-treated, at a cost of $5,000. (Many sufferers with animals or young children choose this nontoxic method, in which very hot air is channeled into a space.)</p>
<p>She and her husband and their young family had decamped to a hotel. Back in her pristinely renovated 19th-century brick row house a week later, however, she was convinced she was being bitten again. The woman extended a graceful bare foot with a large, angry welt on the arch. She had called the pest control company she had used, but they were backed up on inspections and couldn’t promise a dog for another week. “I can’t wait that long,” she said.</p>
<p>When Cruiser arrived, he greeted the woman by placing his paws on her knees.</p>
<p>“Does that mean I’ve got them?” she wondered. “I feel like one big bug. If I can get through this, having twins isn’t going to be an issue.”</p>
<p>Cruiser spent 15 minutes at the house and alerted four times, scratching a parlor-floor loveseat, an upholstered side chair nearby, the mother’s side of the bed and a small black suitcase in a closet.</p>
<p>The mother’s eyes welled. “I have to remember no one is sick, no one has cancer,” she said. “Is it possible, when we went to the hotel, I brought them with me and then brought them back?”</p>
<p>“It’s possible,” Mr. Ecker said. “I’m sorry.”</p>
<p>Cruiser insinuated his wet nose into the reporter’s hand, and she scratched his silky ears.</p>
<p>Back in the car, she wondered: Shouldn’t the mother wrap the couch, the chair and the suitcase in plastic? What about her mattress? Does the inspection mean that heat treatment doesn’t work? Should the reporter, who had taken off her muddy boots in the house, throw away her socks?</p>
<p>Mr. Ecker shook his head. “What if I tell her to do one thing and it contradicts the pest-control company’s plans?” he said, referring to the client. “There’s nothing wrong with heat. There’s more than one way to cut apples.”</p>
<p>He added: “We’ve never taken a bug home with us. They’re not like fleas. They don’t jump on you.”</p>
<p>Bedbugs need time to get to know you, he explained. A short visit to a bedbug lair poses no risks. Still, as Mr. Rincon pointed out, “I never sit down.”</p>
<p><strong>Moving Them Out</strong></p>
<p>In the last several years, <a title="More articles about bedbugs." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/b/bedbugs/index.html?inline=nyt-classifier">bedbug</a> infestations have increased exponentially in New York City, but so have the resources to deal with them. The city offers a guide at <a title="Bedbug guide" href="http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/downloads/pdf/vector/bed-bug-guide.pdf">nyc.gov</a>. <a href="http://bedbugger.com/" target="_">Bedbugger.com</a>, a blog, is a Baedeker for treatment and a group memoir; <a href="http://newyorkvsbedbugs.org/" target="_">newyorkvsbedbugs.org</a> focuses more on city policies than remediation.</p>
<p>Think you have bedbugs? Bites might be the first sign, but not everyone reacts the same way: on some they look like welts or hives, on others mosquito bites and some people don’t react at all. Once you’ve met a bedbug, though, you won’t mistake it for anything else. The bugs look different at each life stage: the eggs are clear and the size of a pencil point, the babies are semi-transparent and poppy seed-size and adults are rust-colored and as big as an apple seed. The city’s Web site advises using an exterminator that describes itself as an “integrated pest management” service; make sure it is registered with the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation; ( 718) 482-4994 or go to <a href="http://www.dec.ny.gov/" target="_">www.dec.ny.gov</a>.</p>
<p>To reach the Bed Bug Inspectors: (917) 455-6865.</p>
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<p></span><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/bars-clubs/sunnyside/32931/bar-43">Bar 43</a>The low-budget breakfast plates at this brick-walled bar and restaurant—challah French toast with fruit is $11; a three-egg, three-filling omelette with home fries is $10—also come with a free screwdriver, Bloody Mary or mimosa. Better still, those drinks are just $5, $6 and $8, respectively, if you order more. <em>43-06 43rd St at 43rd Ave, Sunnyside, Queens (718-361-3090, <a href="http://bar43.com/" target="_blank">bar43.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/midtown-west/2157/beacon">Beacon</a><br />
They put the wood-fired grills to great use at this midtown shrine to cooking over an open flame. Pair your meal with $10 bottomless Bloodies on Sundays, made a tad smoky with wood-roasted beefsteak tomatoes, or try a Dublin Mary, featuring Jameson and Guinness. <em>25 W 56th St between Fifth and Sixth Aves (212-332-0500, <a href="http://beaconnyc.com/" target="_blank">beaconnyc.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/bars-clubs/lower-east-side/38977/bia-garden">Bia Garden</a><br />
During Saturday brunch service, an additional $15 buys you two hours of unlimited Southeast Asian brews from this backyard beer garden’s massive list. Enjoy a Singaporean Tiger or a Filipino San Miguel along with your plate of eggs and daikon-and-corned-beef hash, or a dish of pancakes and lemongrass sausage, both $10. <em>154 Orchard St between Rivington and Stanton Sts (212-780-0010)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/west-village/2999/bone-lick-park">Bone Lick Park</a><br />
Order any brunch entrée—try the pulled-pork scrambled eggs or short ribs and eggs, both served with potatoes au gratin—and this Village barbecue joint will let you drink free for an hour after you get your first round, roughly timed by your waiter. Brunch entrées start at $13.95; drink options include mimosas, Bloody Marys and frozen margaritas. <em>75 Greenwich Ave between Seventh Ave South and Bank St (212-647-9600, <a href="http://bonelickpark.com/" target="_blank">bonelickpark.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/bars-clubs/upper-west-side/2154/calle-ocho">Calle Ocho</a><br />
Brunch plates run from $12 to $18 at this Upper West Side Latin spot, which serves omelettes with tomato and Manchego cheese or Venezuelan corn crêpes with smoked salmon. That fee also buys you unlimited access to the eight-flavor sangria buffet, featuring everything from tamarind-vanilla to mango-pineapple-lemongrass. <em>446 Columbus Ave between 81st and 82nd Sts (212-873-5025, <a href="http://calleochonyc.com/" target="_blank">calleochonyc.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/tribeca/17031/marc-forgione">Marc Forgione</a><br />
A modern American bistro with a modern American deal: $10 unlimited apple-cider mimosas, paired with breakfasts like bacon, scrambled eggs, sun-dried tomatoes and cheese on a Parmesan popover ($10) or eggs Benedict with butternut-squash home fries and preserved-lemon hollandaise ($14). <em>134 Reade St between Greenwich and Hudson Sts (212-941-9401, <a href="http://marcforgione.com/" target="_blank">marcforgione.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/meatpacking-district/3246/paradou">Paradou</a><br />
This Provençal bistro’s $29 unlimited Champagne-cocktail brunch—you can order quiche, duck Reubens or poached eggs with salmon, among other entrees—is so popular they have to post the rules: They will cut you off after two hours (or at 3:45pm), and you’ll get charged more per person for large parties. <em>8 Little W 12th St between Ninth Ave and Washington St (212-463-8345, <a href="http://paradounyc.com/" target="_blank">paradounyc.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/chinatown-little-italy/3759/rice">Rice</a><br />
All three locations of this rice-focused restaurant offer a $20 bottomless brunch deal that includes a breakfast entrée (such as grilled-shrimp congee or poached eggs over ratatouille), a side (like crispy grit cakes with chilies and cheese, or sautéed greens), coffee or tea, and unlimited refills on mimosas. It runs from noon to 4pm on weekends. <em>292 Elizabeth St between Bleecker and E Houston Sts (212-226-5775, <a href="http://riceny.com/" target="_blank">riceny.com</a>) • <a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/dumbo/3760/rice">81 Washington St between Front and York Sts, Dumbo, Brooklyn (718-222-9880)</a> • <a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/fort-greene/3762/rice">166 DeKalb Ave at Cumberland St, Fort Greene, Brooklyn (718-858-2700)</a></em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/park-slope/3809/rose-water">Rosewater</a><br />
One of the city’s first locally sourcing spots, this beloved restaurant offers some of the best brunch mixology around. Don’t miss the sake Bloody Mary spiked with wasabi, kir royale and, come April, seasonally inspired sangrias with flavors like strawberry-rhubarb. You’ll pay $7 for each, but it’s worth the price to sip something beyond the usual. <em>787 Union St at Sixth Ave, Park Slope, Brooklyn (718-783-3800, <a href="http://rosewaterrestaurant.com/" target="_blank">rosewaterrestaurant.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/east-village/15923/yerba-buena">Yerba Buena</a><br />
Along with Mexican-born chef Julian Medina’s Pan-Latin brunch specials—like eggs Benedict with Berkshire ham, suckling pig and jalapeño salsa—the East Village location of Yerba offers unlimited cocktails for $12. Try Bellinis, mimosas or jalapeño Bloody Marys. <em>23 Ave A at 2nd St (212-529-2919, <a href="http://ybnyc.com/" target="_blank">ybnyc.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/park-slope/3359/sotto-voce">Sotto Voce</a><br />
On weekends, indulge in unlimited mimosas and Bloody Marys for the price of your $13.95 breakfast at this often-packed Italian spot. For eats, there are the standard frittatas and eggs Benedict and Florentine, but daylong drinkers might opt for pastas, with salmon and cream sauce or with spinach and ricotta cheese. <em>225 Seventh Ave at 4th St, Park Slope, Brooklyn (718-369-9322, <a href="http://sottovocetogo.com/" target="_blank">sottovocetogo.com</a>)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://newyork.timeout.com/restaurants/east-village/2282/the-sunburnt-cow">The Sunburnt Cow</a><br />
You’ll surely have no worries at this Aussie spot, as the $18 “endless brunch” features both food and truly bottomless (unless you get rowdy) Bloody Marys, mimosas, Greyhounds, screwdrivers and Foster’s beer. Mix and match those with beyond-hearty Down Under brunch fare, like the burger topped with bacon, egg, cheese, pineapple, roasted beets and fried onions. <em>137 Ave C between 8th and 9th Sts (212-529-0005, <a href="http://thesunburntcow.com/" target="_blank">thesunburntcow.com</a>)</em></div>
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		<title>True Story: Battle Asses.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
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<hr />Date: 2007-05-02,  1:25PM CDT</p>
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<div id="userbody">Sorry, I don&#8217;t have anything to post about layoffs or politics, but I DO have another story from the Public Bathroom. Enjoy.</p>
<p>You are my arch nemisis. I see you wandering around as I go about my IT Computer Nerd business: Tall. Middle Eastern. Pot Belly. We catch each others eye every now and then and give each other a slight nod. I know you, I know what you do and I am on to your games.</p>
<p>I saw you this morning, we made eye contact. You nodded and took another bite of whatever Death-Ass producing garbage you fuel up on that makes the bathroom, smell like the inside of a dead monkey&#8217;s colon, and nodded at me. I got you this time, fucker.</p>
<p>I give you my icey grin and nod back, then hurry back to my office. It&#8217;s almost noon, and that&#8217;s the time you like to run to the toilet and preform your daily ASS JIHAD on all the people just trying to wash their hands. Maybe in your country there is no commen sense that would tell you that lunch time = hand wash time. People want to get clean and eat, not be fumigated with the high octane liquid shit attack you subjigate them too.</p>
<p>But I got you this time. Yeah fucker I GOT SOMETHING COOKING UP FOR YOU! Two egg sandwiches with cheese. Greasy sausage patties. A couple glasses of Tang. Some leftover Chinese food. A Twix. Root Beer Soda. Some steamed brocoli I had in the fridge. A Hot Pocket with peperonni and cheese. A Chocolate Poptart. And like a cherry on top &#8230; a McDonald&#8217;s Quaterpounder with cheese.</p>
<p>I never eat this shit, it&#8217;s all greasy and fucking nasty, but today is the day I fight back. I go out for a quick mile jog and almsot die. My stomach feels like there are two midgets fighting to the death inside there. I walk back to work, ass clenched tighter than a virgin&#8217;s thighs at Church.</p>
<p>Great. The hot chick from next door wants to chat. She assumes the sweat on my face and arms is from running. She doesn&#8217;t realize that it&#8217;s a cold sweat induced by my severe sphicter trauma. She finally shuts up and I stagger to the Death Ass Arena.</p>
<p>You are there already in your favorite stall: The one right next to the fucking sinks. You stupid, socially retarded fuck. Fine. You have yet to begin your daily purge of Middle Eastern Ass Stew. I enter the stall next to you and drop my pants in preperation of the upcomming battle.</p>
<p>Your opening slavo is fired: A sloppy wet fart with a solid-shot closer. I laugh and show you the power of Advanced American Foodstuffs.</p>
<p>The tuba fart I unleash echos off the walls and shrinks my waistline about an inch. The guy at the urinal laughs as I slap the wall between you and I and say &#8220;Back to YOU, Kajid!&#8221;. You are silent, I assume you know who I am and that the time has come for us to battle. I know you are summoning your intestinal fortitude for full out war.</p>
<p>You do not dissapoint me.</p>
<p>With a hissing &#8220;SSSShhhhhzzzzzzzzz!&#8221; you squirt out a deadly spray of ass juice that pollutes the air and makes my head swim. The pisser at the urinal is no longer laughing, he quickly zips up and runs for the door. He did not stop to wash his hands, instead opting to head for the hills. I cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and the black spots dissapear from my vision. My head clears. I am ready.</p>
<p>&#8220;AAaaaaaaaRRRRRGGGHHH!&#8221; I yell, as I drop Big Tim. That&#8217;s short for &#8220;Big Timber&#8221; &#8230; AKA &#8220;Mississippi Butt Log&#8221;.</p>
<p>Quick-fire farts stutter out of my ass, as I push the monster log from the Shit Dimension into our reality. The beefy, yeasty stench easily overpowers the Indian Ass Gutter oder of your previous attack. Mega Turd hits the water in the bowl with a mighty splash, the reek is that of a dead whale slowly ripening in the hot, tropical sun. I catch my breath and wipe my brow, and start to pat myself on the back. I should have known the battle was not over.</p>
<p>The only thing I can think of is that you must has completly unzipped your ass to your elbow. That&#8217;s the only way I could begin to explain the lumpy, creamy splashs falling out of your ass into the toilet. It sounds like you are pouring a gallon of strawberry shake with whole strawberries in it into the shitter. I see the hairs on my arms start to curl from the horrid stench wafting up from under your stall. I shudder and sway on my throne, unsure if I will survive.</p>
<p>I have no choice. I must employ the Deal Breaker. I hunker down and clench my hands together. My fingers twitch and entwine like a nest of snakes, almost like I am running through a series of ancient Ninja Hand Symbols. My feet lift up onto the toes and my legs start to shake.</p>
<p>&#8220;You want to play??&#8221; I growls. A low moaning comes from my stomach, like a dinosaur calling into a swampy, foggy night. &#8220;YOU GOT IT! AAAAAAHHHHHH!&#8221;</p>
<p>Like Cloud summoning The Knights of the Round in Final Fantasy 7, I summon the Excalibur of Turd Demons to destroy my enemy. Hot magma-like shit rockets out of my ass, releasing a noxious, sticky cloud of deadly recal perfume. I hear you gag and see your feet shuffle around, but you can&#8217;t get away, can you? No. You can&#8217;t.</p>
<p>Veins throb on my neck and temples as the turd monster tears itself from my bowels. My lips skin back from my now clenched teeth and I try not to scream. Your roll of toilet paper rolls into my stall. You must have torn it from the wall with numb fingers in an attempt to &#8220;Wipe and Scoot&#8221;. Too late. MUCH too late!</p>
<p>Oders pound you with merciless fists: Rotten Fruitcake stuffed with boiled chicken assholes. Hammered shit-logs served on a bed of week old white rice. Rosie O&#8217;Donnel&#8217;s racid crotch farts. The smell of your mom&#8217;s dank, hairy Middle Eastern armpits.</p>
<p>Your stall door bangs open and you stagger out. You take three unsteady steps to the door and can barely open it wide enough to slip out. I laugh at you before you leave. &#8220;Yeah! RUN, Fucker!&#8221; I yell, and laugh again. You say nothing.</p>
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		<title>Yankee mini plans and April for cheap</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are know taking orders for specific games or mini plans for the 2010 Yankee season</p>
<p>4 tickets  2<sup>nd</sup> row from the field in field level section 129</p>
<p>4 tickets in section 215 (infield seats right at first base)</p>
<p>10- 1<sup>st</sup> row bleachers center field no obstruction</p>
<p>2- 6th row bleachers center field no obstruction</p>
<p>6- infield upper deck 400 level</p>
<p>4- just past third base upper deck 400 level</p>
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<td width="171" height="17" valign="bottom" bgcolor="navy"><strong>Team</strong></td>
<td width="104" height="17" valign="bottom" bgcolor="navy"><strong>Day</strong></td>
<td width="64" height="17" valign="bottom" bgcolor="navy"><strong>Time</strong></td>
<td width="144" height="17" valign="bottom" bgcolor="navy"><strong>Seat   Locations</strong></td>
<td width="64" height="17" valign="bottom" bgcolor="navy"><strong>Row</strong></td>
<td width="64" height="17" valign="bottom" bgcolor="navy"><strong># of   Seats</strong></td>
<td width="103" height="17" valign="bottom" bgcolor="navy">Price</td>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/13/2010</p>
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<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Los Angeles Angles</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Tuesday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">Bleachers 239</p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>6</em></p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">2</p>
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<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">call</td>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/13/2010</p>
</td>
<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Los Angeles Angles</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Tuesday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">215</p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>17</em></p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4</p>
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<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">call</td>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/14/2010</p>
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<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Los Angeles Angles</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom">Wednesday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">Bleachers 239</p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>6</em></p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">2</p>
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<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">face value $12</td>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/14/2010</p>
</td>
<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Los Angeles Angles</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom">Wednesday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">215</p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>17</em></p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4</p>
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<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">face value $100</td>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/15/2010</p>
</td>
<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Los Angeles Angles</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Thursday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">Bleachers 239</p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>6</em></p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">2</p>
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<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">face value $12</td>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/15/2010</p>
</td>
<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Los Angeles Angles</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Thursday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">215</p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>17</em></p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4</p>
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<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">face value $100</td>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/16/2010</p>
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<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Texas Rangers</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Friday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">Bleachers 239</p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>1</em></p>
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<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">10</p>
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<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">
<p align="right">$20</p>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/16/2010</p>
</td>
<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Texas Rangers</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Friday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">Bleachers 239</p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>6</em></p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">2</p>
</td>
<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">face value $12</td>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/16/2010</p>
</td>
<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Texas Rangers</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Friday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">215</p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>17</em></p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4</p>
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<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">
<p align="right">$125</p>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/17/2010</p>
</td>
<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Texas Rangers</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Saturday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center">Field 129</p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="center"><em>2</em></p>
</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4</p>
</td>
<td width="103" height="20" valign="bottom">
<p align="right">$125</p>
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<td width="80" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
<p align="right">4/17/2010</p>
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<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Texas Rangers</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Saturday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
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<p align="center"><em>6</em></p>
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<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Saturday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
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<p align="center"><em>17</em></p>
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<td width="171" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Texas Rangers</td>
<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Sunday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
<td width="144" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">
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<p align="center"><em>2</em></p>
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<p align="right">4</p>
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<p align="right">$125</p>
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<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Sunday</td>
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<p align="center"><em>6</em></p>
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<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Sunday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
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<p align="center"><em>17</em></p>
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<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Friday</td>
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<td width="104" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white">Friday</td>
<td width="64" height="20" valign="bottom" bgcolor="white"></td>
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<p>Call Steve for prices <strong>732-536-4860</strong></p>
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		<title>I need a great actor (to act retarded)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:02:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<hr />Date: 2010-02-23, 11:31PM MST<br />
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<div id="userbody">So I was at a bar with a few friends and a bunch of their friends whom I did not know. We were talking about this whole Palin/Downs syndrome thing and I may have made some off color comments, which I really do regret wholeheartedly. When one of my friends&#8217; friends called me out on said off color remarks- I froze up. They started to tear into me (rightfully so), and I did the only thing I could think of- claim to have a retarded sister. I know this is painfully shameful, but I need someone to act retarded for one night. Not like &#8216;I was so drunk I was retarded&#8217; retarded, but like &#8216;I am actually retarded&#8217; retarded. I&#8217;ll of course pay you, and match your salary with a donation to some special charity or something. Just one night &#8211; $150.</p>
<p>If I hire you, just one request. Don&#8217;t look me in the eye, I just can&#8217;t take it at this point. Also you have to be really into giraffes because I said something about that too. I don&#8217;t know, I just couldn&#8217;t shut up.</p>
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		<title>New Moon Auditions Featuring Tom Cruise</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Koreatown&#8217;s Chicken Wing Palace</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Kyochon, opening this Monday at 11am, 319 Fifth Ave (at 32nd St), 212-725-9292]]></description>
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<div style="line-height: 19px;">Deep in the recesses of Koreatown, underneath a bustling street corner, is a room.</p>
<p>And we&#8217;re not talking about just any room.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s here, in this meticulous, stainless steel <a style="color: #cc6633; text-decoration: underline;" href="http://ud.sparklist.com/t/2426424/968962/52561038/0/" target="_blank">underground lair</a>, that  40 master chicken brushers diligently ply their trade, day after day, applying sweet-spicy soy garlic sauce  by hand to perfectly sized, perfectly twice-fried chicken wings in a sacred ritual so exacting that it  yields a product never before seen on this island.</p>
<p>Prepare to meet the chicken wing again for the first time.</p>
<p>Prepare yourself for the chicken dojo that is <em>Kyochon,</em> the original Korean fried chicken chain,  touching down in Midtown for your fast-fooding pleasure this Monday.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s best to keep an open mind when you walk in, as you&#8217;ve likely never seen a fast-food joint like  this—two stories of shiny white, red and glass surfaces that add up to a look we can best describe as  &#8220;futuristic robot bachelor pad chic.&#8221;</p>
<p>But you&#8217;re not here for the robots—you&#8217;re here for the simple pleasure of the chicken wing,  twice-fried to remove fat and add flavor, with a side of pickled radishes, a few OB beers and maybe a rice  ball or two.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the kind of spot that works for a quick lunch, a post-work but pre-night-out happy hour, or a  late-night bite if you&#8217;re shutting down your night before 2am.</p>
<p>Hey, it happens&#8230;</p></div>
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<div style="padding-bottom: 1px;"><a style="color: #cc6633; text-decoration: underline;" href="http://ud.sparklist.com/t/2426424/968962/52561039/0/" target="_blank">Kyochon</a>, opening this Monday at 11am, 319 Fifth Ave (at  32nd St), 212-725-9292, see the <a style="color: #cc6633; text-decoration: underline;" href="http://ud.sparklist.com/t/2426424/968962/52561038/0/" target="_blank">slideshow</a></div>
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		<title>New York New York Tuesdays at Greenhouse</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Introducing Betel</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Betel
51 Grove St
(between Bleecker St and Seventh Ave)
New York, NY 10014
212-352-0460
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<div style="line-height: 19px;">Today is a taste.</p>
<p>A hint. A look forward.</p>
<p>A reminder that the weather is finally breaking, and a few short weeks from now, birds will be chirping,  skin will be peeking from behind sundresses and the long, cold, nightmarish hibernation will be over.</p>
<p>At which point, you&#8217;ll remember that you like going out. On dates. With people.</p>
<p>And you&#8217;ll quietly wonder if there are any sexy new date spots to add to your stable.</p>
<p>To which we&#8217;ll respond, &#8220;Yes, yes there are.&#8221;</p>
<p>Introducing <em>Betel</em>, a sleek little upscale Thai street-food joint, just now opened in time for your  spring awakening in the West Village.</p>
<p>Walking into the unmarked door of Betel, you&#8217;ll quickly realize the Aussie owners have consulted the  courtship oracle—the front room is decked in dark wood, bathed in candlelight and set up with dark  corners (not to mention a small back lounge) for canoodling and cocktailing.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll want to opt out of a private table (trust us) and take a seat at the long communal table that runs  the length of the main room (built at a narrower 18 inches for closer conversations). Here, you can get lost  in the din of the room, dig into some <em>Wagyu Brisket</em> and <em>Crispy Skin Duck</em> and sup a  rotating cast of muddled concoctions (try the <em>Blackberry Passionfruit Caipiroska</em>) and citrusy  whiskey drinks (like the rye-based <em>Sarang Manhattan</em>).</p>
<p>And when spring finally hits for good, they&#8217;ll be unleashing a private back patio and front sidewalk section  for your outdoor dining needs.</p>
<p>Which are much more significant than your regular dining needs.</p></div>
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<div style="padding-bottom: 1px;"><a style="color: #cc6633; text-decoration: underline;" href="http://ud.sparklist.com/t/2433578/968962/52561272/0/" target="_blank">Betel</a>, now open, 212-352-0460, see the <a style="color: #cc6633; text-decoration: underline;" href="http://ud.sparklist.com/t/2433578/968962/52561268/0/" target="_blank">menu</a> and  the <a style="color: #cc6633; text-decoration: underline;" href="http://ud.sparklist.com/t/2433578/968962/52561257/0/" target="_blank">slideshow</a></div>
<div style="padding-bottom: 1px;"><strong>Betel</strong><br />
51 Grove St<br />
(between Bleecker St and Seventh Ave)<br />
New York, NY 10014<br />
212-352-0460<br />
<a style="color: #cc6633; text-decoration: underline;" href="http://ud.sparklist.com/t/2433578/968962/52561272/0/" target="_blank">official website</a></div>
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