> Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work.
>
> Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night?
>
> Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… my husband came home, ate his
> dinner in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4
> minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you?
>
> Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home. He took me out to a
> romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we
> came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of
> foreplay. After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic sex
> and then we talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale!
>
> At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
>
> Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night?
>
> Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on the table, I
> ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you?
>
> Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner because
> they cut the electricity because I didn’t pay the bill. In return I
> had to take my wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive
> that we didn’t have money for a cab. So we had to walk home for an
> hour – and when we got home, there was no electricity, so I had to
> light fucking candles all over the house! I was so angry that I
> couldn’t get it up for an hour and then I couldn’t cum for another
> hour. After I finally did, I was so mad and aggravated that I
> couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
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